Saturday, May 5, 2012

Let's all sing: Yes, Jesus hates you

Someone sent me a link to a post on a Catholic blog demanding that Nancy Pelosi be excommunicated.

 “For the good of souls, Nancy Pelosi must be denied Holy Communion and the Catholic people should be informed that she is being denied Holy Communion.”

Rep. Pelosi stands accused of repeatedly violating Church teachings and setting a bad example for other Catholics. She wants women to have the right to make up their own mind about when they want to get pregnant and what to do if they accidently get pregnant. OMG, OMG. OMG!!!

Meanwhile, these very same people stand behind Paul Ryan as he disobeys the advice of Catholic Bishops along with many other Church leaders. Ryan wants to sacrifice the poor to pamper the rich. Blessed Paul has thrown his heart and soul into the noble task of euthanizing the less fortunate to starvation, disease, hopelessness, and homelessness. Their wealth needs to go the rich who know how to use money. It is fundamental.

It reminds me of that old hymn...
Jesus loves me! This I know,
For Ayn Rand tells me so.
Poor ones to Me belong;
They are weak, but I am strong. 
Chorus:
Yes, Jesus hates you
Yes, Jesus hates you
Yes, Jesus hates you
The Bible tells me so.
We live in a country where God is supposed to serve politicians. God is expected to condemn our political enemies and bless our chosen politicians. And God, made in our image, will smite those that dare offend us. And the list of those to be turned into pillars of fire or salt is long.

There are the women that have offended the Godly men by demanding equality and control over their own bodies (see Exhibit A above).
There are the homosexuals that have offended the Godly straight.
There are the liberals that have offended the Godly conservative.
There are the people of color that have dared not bow to the Godly white.
There are the Muslims, Jews, and other brands of theology that have offended the Godly Christians.
There are the people loyal to Brand X or Y of Christianity that disgust those loyal to the only true Godly brand of Christianity, Brand Z.
There are the people that dare not believe in God that so outrage the Godly believers.
There are the poor that have offended the financially comfortable Godly by wanting opportunities and not wanting to starve.
There are the heathens that live near natural resources the financially powerful Godly covet.
There are those who seek peace that try (feebly) to stand in the way of the Godly lovers of war and bloodshed.
And, of course, the imperfect you that expects to stand near the Godly me.

By all means, protect the sanctity of the Eucharist by making sure it only goes into the mouths of Godly rich white men lusting for dominion over all creation. Amen.

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